Aaaaaah Colombia. Ok, let’s be honest right from the start I am currently drunk and swinging in a hammock. Said hammock is my bed for this evening.

So let me tell you about Colombia. Oh by the way Paul Kelly’s To Her Door is playing in my ears right now, winner.

Ok so, we arrived in Puno and first let me say PUNO HAHAHAAJAHAHA poon.

Ok so we got the and we got on a boat *omigod some dance song just came on, but it’s ok I skipped to Ace of Bace, we cool again* anyway and we headed straight out to the floating island (BTW can I just zay I’ve drunk heaps of rum right now) anyway, islands and floating, yeah they were heaps cool! I think I’ve mentioned this hang on… I’m just going to re-read last post. Oh shit I have, Puno was in Peru.

So Bogota, that’s where we start. Ok Bogota. So by now I’m with Julie and also the next song is playing and it’s a ripper, FADER OK, so we get to Bogota and we’re staying in a hotel, hang long my hammock stopped swinging… Ok we’re swinging again, ok hotel was good and we climbed Cerro Monserrat and by climbed I mean took a cable car and it was nice view and shit and more stations of the cross (they bloody love that) and we had lunch blah blah lets get to my birthday.

Ok so first of all when we were in Duty Free Lima – Bogota I bought myself Coco Madamoiselle and Julie was pissed because appRently she’d bought me Chanel No. 5 for my birthday. So what did she do? Wrapped it in Gaffe Tape. God I love that jerk.

On my birthday night I FaveTimed my mum and her and dad were waiting with party hats on and they had party hats on our dog Chloe and my baby Ruby and when they answered my call the sang Happy Birthday to me whilst giggling Chloe and Ruby. It was the funniest and most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

 

My mum and dad are so beautiful and funny and while I type this I have the biggest smile on even thought it was a week ago!!! God I love them. They are best. They are my Best.

And I also get his:

Ruby apparent sent this message via my mum. Fucking legend cat.

So off to a good start, I had a new top and a rip in my jeans, and had just had an excellent conversation with my lovely mama and papa and also a glass (or two) or Moët! Mind you it was from the bathroom they give you on the bathroom. All class.

Next off to dinner. Lovely Matt had planned this a while ago and we went to, shit I can’t remember, it started with a C. Anyway it was amazing and I had lobster pasta. Yum. And then. Crazy dessert, see below.

 

After that our ‘driver’ drove us to Chia where we went to Andreas Carne Res which turned out to be the wildest place in Bogota…

At table of 19 year olds adopted us. Need. I. Say. More.

Anyway next day, not as hung over as I would have expected we went to Cartagena.

Cartagena is paradise, we swam in the pool, visited the magnificent Old City, and the pristine Playa Blanca….

 

Drunk, so drunk. Now were in the San Blas island. So good. Rum.

You know what the best song is Such Great Heights. It is. I’ll fight you.

Byeeeeeeeee. Oh wait, Enrique’s Hero the Metro Mix is on. Yeah boi. I will stand by you forever. Yeaaaaaaaaaah you will.